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You have not ever written anything for this website. It is well known that you pay a sweatshop in Southeast Asia to produce the posts with your byline, and that is why they make only a modicum more sense than on those ever-rarer occasions when you rouse your addled mind from its opium haze to abuse the language in… » 1/21/13 7:37pm 1/21/13 7:37pm

Well, McLuhan said electric technology both turns people inward and permits us to more easily notice patterns, because instead of multiple chains of causally connected events, the world starts to look like a field. So I blame all the self-referential stories on, as ever, the telegraph. » 5/11/12 9:22am 5/11/12 9:22am

It's just barely possible that he discussed it with her and, like most brides, she didn't want a hand-forged meteorite ring. But probably he doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt, since you would know the ins and outs of their relationship so well. » 5/09/12 2:26pm 5/09/12 2:26pm